i was serving on a diversity panel this evening and i kinda chickened out from telling a story about self pleasure. this is quite a travesty, as far as i'm concerned, being that i usually never miss the opportunity to discuss the beauty of masturbation...is there hope for me?
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Tue, December 6, 2005 - 11:33 PMhave you ever discussed masturbation on a panel before? Perhaps it was just stage fright. It's one thing to let it all hang out in small groups, but large audiences can be daunting. if you had it and lost it, then I don't know, things may be grim. But if you're just a newbie, you can learn to beat your panel-fright. Perhaps you need a bullhorn. -
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Tue, December 6, 2005 - 11:36 PMyes!!! let's let miss a loose in the dorms with a speech on masturbation and a bullhorn!!!!!
wait, i thought this was supposed to be a punishment? -
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Re: boring
Wed, December 7, 2005 - 2:44 PMThose freshman boys would love it. Make sure to get a bullhorn you can operate one-handed. -
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Mon, December 19, 2005 - 9:44 PMfor your punishment you should come to my birthday party this friday and buy me a bullhorn through which i will tell the neighborhood about your underthings and going-ons. -
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Re: boring
Wed, January 11, 2006 - 1:38 PMnow *that* would have really added something
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