I am so bummed. I just got a new tattoo and posted a cute little picture of myself and it and no one has appreciated it at all. Can I send them to detention? Am I just a little attention slut?
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Mon, August 15, 2005 - 5:48 PM(and the picture is in my blog if you are wondering...) -
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Mon, August 15, 2005 - 8:02 PMoh my god, laura, HOT PICTURE! hello.
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Tue, August 16, 2005 - 11:11 AMYeh Yeh I Love it !!! -
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Tue, August 16, 2005 - 3:19 PMdoes this mean I am not going to be punished for being a little attention slut? -
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Tue, August 16, 2005 - 4:06 PMI'll punish you. Or perhaps I should teach that girl with the hand puppet to properly discipline you. And I belive the correct term is attention whore....although I suppose your *problem* hasn't gotten to that point yet. I mean at least there is hope for your recovery or maybe we should just exploit it for our own amusement....
wait that's what I'm doing I guess I did need to join this tribe. -
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Tue, August 16, 2005 - 4:34 PMis there a hope for recovery doctor? -
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Wed, August 17, 2005 - 1:40 PMTake two spankings and call in the morning -
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Wed, August 17, 2005 - 1:53 PMon a slightly related tangeant, I showed my new deviant tattoo to one of my other friends and her comment was:
"if you show that to your spank-boy [the one i referenced in earlier confessions] then you better have some smelling salts on hand because he is going to fucking pass out when he sees that."
(presumably because the blood will have moved elsewhere) -
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Wed, August 17, 2005 - 6:44 PMon a completely related note you're a very bad lesbian for carying on about some boy. i think your punishment should be to post your hetero fantasy. -
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Wed, August 17, 2005 - 6:46 PMon an unrelated note, the hip hop way to spell fess up is phez up, and it means to gloat with well deserved bravado. -
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Thu, August 18, 2005 - 12:09 PMI know I'm a terrible lesbian for going on about this spank-boy. I think the worst part of the confession is that I've never actually had sex with a bio-boy-toy. No wait. Its worse than that. I don't think I've ever even touched a hard bio-penis. No wait. Its even worse than that. I don't think I want to sleep with this poor boy, I just want hot hot spanking action, and specifically his. I don't want to talk, don't want to do anything but flirt and get belted. This is deeply confusing to me on so many levels, I can't even begin to describe it. And the worst part is that I would seriously consider sleeping with him in exchange for the said spankings (depending on what the gf thinks, of course).
The problem with that is that I wouldn't know what the hell I was doing, and come on, there is nothing sexy about incompetance (incontenance perhaps, but not incompetance). I mean, how would he feel if I saw his penis and ran screaming from the room? I am sure that bi girls who get into girls later in their twenties must feel similarly (on the opposite side of the equation), but damnit that doesn't help me much.
Ok. must run. late for a date.
So many punishable offenses, such a short post. -
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Thu, August 18, 2005 - 4:52 PM> I am sure that bi girls who get into girls later in their twenties must feel
> similarly (on the opposite side of the equation)
Hmm...well the answer to this pondering is no. The first time I ever got it on I do believe that there was some serious pussylicking, g-spot stimulation, and fisting(well maybe that was the second time ...it's hard to remember you know that summer seems to be so blurred together).
If you are really curious about how to stimulate the male anatomy why not invite me and some really loose male friend (with a big cock) over. I'll show you all kinds of tricks you can use on your boy toy assuming you don't run screaming from the room.
I'll also volunteer to provide sexual stimulation for said boy toy while he belts you. Although that may be to distracting?
Better yet why don't you offer him a fucking with your big phat dyke cock in exchange? Tell him you'll be real gentle that'll get him going for sure.
I of course will also offer to show you how this is done. Although it might be harder to find a male volunteer....although I suppose the sex of the person getting it doesn't really matter...I might know a girl who'd agree to it...after all it's for a good cause. -
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Thu, August 18, 2005 - 5:31 PMactually, I've already had several male volunteers to, er, 'ride my phat dyke cock'. (which you can read about in the upcoming zine)
I think the problem is that I don't think I am that interested in males that much. I like my dykes. I just have a hard-on for the one. Besides, if I was going to ask for volunteers for exploration, I already have yet another boy who half-way stepped up to the plate. Frankly I don't know what to do with all of them. -
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Fri, August 19, 2005 - 1:05 AMwell, it sounds like you are attracted to him on a carnal, subconscious level that your most immediate mind is not equipped to deal with, what with your being a dominant, intellectually guarded, self-defined dyke. but i think exploring this further could definitely potentially lead to some of that being put in your place you so recently craved. and, you know, courageous exploration is totally the self actualized feminist thing to do ... -
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Fri, August 19, 2005 - 10:59 AMoooweee! Dr. Freud is in the house! Now where'd I leave that damned dictionary? So many long words!!!
So tell me, does this mean that I just subconsciously want to sleep with my father? But what if my father is dead? Does this really mean that I secretly want me some good old fashioned necrophilia?
(I think its a devious and insidious need to reclaim power from masculine spaces and redefine gender fluidity. But your analysis is surprisingly apt.)
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Fri, August 19, 2005 - 5:37 AMNow I'm just jealous!
I miss fucking boys in the ass. It's really all they are good for. Well that and blow jobs. There is little that is that is less satisfying than a big cock in your mouth dyke or otherwise.
But yeah all I was saying is IF you decide to 'go for it' as in some exploration. I could give you lots of good tips. -
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Fri, August 19, 2005 - 7:29 PMi just think that sex between a man and a woman is much different than sex between a woman and a woman. i think it's hard to compare the two, because they are so different. and i think most people have the capasity for both, no matter the ratio of attraction rate. and i think it's really cool to experiment.
i have a hard time dating men because i want that emotional and mental connection i have with women, and i get annoyed by the way men respond to me, and sometimes feel patronized by how they view me. sometimes i think this is a problem with maturity.
these days i'm not sleeping with anyone, and i'm sort of bored with masturbation. i don't really want to sleep with anyone i know, but if i met someone i wanted to sleep with, i would be stoked. i miss that awesome exchange that happens between another body and my own. sex with women is great because it can be so emotionally deep, and sex with men is great because it's deeper than anything i can logically comprehend. and there's nothing like the feeling of a penis responding to my vagina, feeling it throb within me. that is most definitely the shit.
i dunno, maybe i should date an m2f.
oh jesus, excuse me, i'm such a bad girl, this thread is about mistress althaea. i CLEARLY need more attention, what with my stealing threads and all. punishment? for ME? -
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Fri, August 19, 2005 - 7:32 PMi take it back; i can logically comprehend the attraction between a man and myself. i want them to fill me with their baby juice. i mean, i don't want the babies, not right now, but duh that's what it is.
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Sat, August 20, 2005 - 12:05 AMOoo..you are a very bad girl. I think you should have to write a thread describing (in detail) all these erotic permutations that you keep talking about. I think it would be most therapeutic. Perhaps you could involve fictitious characters...perhaps it is just midnight and I should get some sleep... -
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Sat, August 20, 2005 - 11:33 AMperhaps i've already bored my tribe stalkers to tears with such talk and i should just bite the bullet and score already. -
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Sun, August 21, 2005 - 7:05 PMyes. score one for me for the home team! -
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Sun, August 21, 2005 - 9:57 PMtoday i spent the entire day watching tv with a brief break to collect sushi. needless to say i'm making excellent progress on the action front, following the stellar day prior, during which i made excellent progress on my own front. to wrap the weekend up i believe i will open the curtains on my oversized bay windows and flash all who may be standing on my street, for grand finale, and just, you know, for balance. to go very public after being so private. yes. i really ought to report this to the dean ...
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