So I 'stayed in' this weekend to work hard on homework for my last class for my college degree, but I only ended up sleeping, doing lots of downers to help said sleep, and having crazed insomnia computer sessions.
I also masturbated so much it seems I have given myself a yeast infection. It's more than likely the new lube...
I also masturbated so much it seems I have given myself a yeast infection. It's more than likely the new lube...
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Re: Procrastination
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 9:05 AMi dunno, it seems like you are already pretty punished on that one....
perhaps you need to take a day off and do nothing but soak in the tub, eat fine chocolates and read trashy bodice rippers.
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Re: Procrastination
Tue, December 6, 2005 - 7:48 PMoh man. you get the award for maximum procrastination. i don't blame you though. By the end of my degree (just got it very very recently) I was having trouble giving a shit whatsoever.
The only fair punishment I can think of is to force yourself to study next time you have the urge to masterbate. -
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Re: Procrastination
Tue, December 6, 2005 - 10:04 PMor force yourself to recite your study material while you masterbate. that should just about ruin both of them for you...
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